For the past few months I’ve sat back and watched John Chows head inflate; I can’t take it anymore. I think people act polite with him because he looks like a serial killer and they are scared of him. Well, I’m not scared; partially because we live in two different countries, and partially because, well, I know Karate. I could have made a list of 100 reasons why John Chow sucks, but I thought I’d keep it to just the key points and list only 10. Let me know if you can think of any others.
Reason 10:
He called me skinny when I am indeed FAT!
Reason 9:
He Bitch-Slapped me when I told him riding a Segway was GAY…then he called me GAY! (John Chow rides a Segway…GAY!)
Reason 8:
He claims to make 30k a month via his blog, yet he hasn’t invested any of his money correctly! He still hasn’t called back his plastic surgeon!
Reason 7:
His daughter… Nevermind, I’m afraid to go there…
Reason 6:
He threatened to kill me because of Reason 7… (Proof that John Chow wants to kill me!)
Reason 5:
F@$# I’m running out of reasons…
Reason 4:
He’s a friggen douche… (I’m seriously running out of reasons)
Reason 3:
He took this picture with Amit… (John Chow and Amit)
Reason 2:
You email him requesting to do a guest post and send him a post… He loves it and is going to use it on his blog…
Reason 1:
He’s yet to post my guest post and to make things even worse Gmail broke… I’ve sent him several email’s asking when it would be posted and he never seems to get it… that or he simply isn’t emailing me back…
Does John Chow Suck?
YOU DECIDE!!!
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